can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you


*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war


Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D


it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)
how to fall in love
  • Find a complete stranger.

  • Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

  • Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.

York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love.

He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.


american sex ed

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry